What to do with the World's Ugliest Dress

I won't mention which woman in my life gifted me with the world's UGLIEST dress, but i will say that because the sheer number of women in my life who generally gift me any item of clothing they find that is under a sizes four, be it palatable or otherwise is so vast, this blog is slightly less offensive to the gifter...hopefully.

Well, this particularly gifter assured me that ALL the ladies on HSN swore up and down that the dress was adorable and would look fantastic on anyone. Additionally, they boasted, it makes the perfect gift.

BTW- If any of you happen to be in possession of a bridge that connects lower Manhattan to Brooklyn Heights and you are looking to unload it, I have the perfect customer.

The dress was a baby teal two piece number with a tank dress underlay and a pleated fiasco over it. I riped off the pleated top portion and VIOLA, now I have a tunic.

Today I paired it with a gap sweater, Ralph Lauren Belt, Victoria's Secret skinny jeans, American Apparel thigh high socks and Arturo Chiang boots.

Thanks HSN and Nameless Relative

I tracked down the original monstrosityon Ebay...


  1. I want to see what it looked like before! You look great NOW as always. (Hi, I'm back! Glad to see you're posting!)

  2. Hey Taylor- Glad to see you too. I edited this post to include the whole dress. OUCH

  3. You're back! And your outfit is FAR from hideous! lol- sometimes it's the unexpected that helps create an outfit.

  4. So glad to have you back to posting again! It has been ages since I've read your incredibly smart and witting quips on fashion and life. I've missed your posting dearly!

  5. YAY! You're posting! Did you save the overlay to make a princess costume for one of the girls or something? Or is it too flammable for that use?

  6. As they said last week on rupaul's drag race, "it's like I am hanging out with my two friends, polly and ester." I think it would melt if it caught downwind of a flame.

  7. I was just thinking about you and then you posted :)
    You look great!!!

  8. Nothing can be destroyed or created but can be transformed .... we at texhut.com trying to implement 3r in apparel and leather bulk production system...reduce wastage, re arrange colours, recycle smart.


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