But where can a nearly 40 year old woman possibly rock an inappropriately short and kind of tight romper?
The Playboy Club circa 1966?
Eartha Kitt’s 23rd Birthday?
How about a Dean Martin Celebrity Roast?
Event: Baby Dean’s 2nd Birthday Extravaganza
Theme: Dean Martin Celebrity Pig Roast
My ensemble was met with a mix of shock, horror, amusement and ogling. But in all honesty that could have been caused by any number of factors: A entire roasted pig laying on my kitchen table, 20 toddlers walking around with plastic martini glasses slurping (obviously non-alcoholic) Baby Dean-I Martinis; A father roasting his one 2 year old son (“ I’m not saying he is big for his age, but we wear the same size shirt”) Do you like how we used a kiddie pool as a cooler?
The romper was thrifted as a pants onsie- circa 1987 I am sure. The shoes, Via Spiga, were thrifted so long ago that I don’t even remember were I got them. This is the first time I wore them and I know they were thrifted because on the virgin soles there was a pile of 5 or 6 red stickers and the top one read “1.00.”
So now that the planning and preparation for this event is over I can get to my one true love- taking pictures of myself and posting them on the internet.